“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.50 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.”
“Careful, if you think too much, they’ll take you away.”
“Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.”
“In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.”
“We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.”
“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
“Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.”
“Everyone smiles in the same language.”
Quotes By George Carlin
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