Funny Quotes and pun’s from Tv shows

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass every time he jumps…

Red On That 70s show

“Dumb ass”

Red On That 70s show

“Don’t gaslight me…”

“Gaslighting doesn’t exist… You made it up because you’re f-*-king crazy…”

female anchor and male anchor on ‘Rick and Morty’ (Adult Swim, 2019)

“Shut up and take my money!”

Fry on ‘Futurama’ (Comedy Central, 2010)

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to laugh at a knock knock joke that starts ‘Knock Knock Knock, Amy. Knock Knock Knock, Amy. Knock Knock Knock, Amy’?”

Amy Farrah Fowler, ‘The Big Bang Theory’…

“I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.”

Sheldon Cooper, ‘The Big Bang Theory’…

“Hi. I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

Chandler Bing, ‘Friends’…

“What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.”

Joey Tribbiani, ‘Friends’…

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