- Dry cough
- Wet cough
- The perfect cough—not too dry, not too wet
- No cough
- Any symptoms you typically have when you are dehydrated, are on your period, didn’t get a perfect night’s sleep, or are more than thirty years old
- Sore throat
- Throat that is not sore, just a little disappointed
- Scratchy throat, but the kind that’s sexy
- Hunger and/or loss of appetite
- Watery eyes and you haven’t dream in day’s
- Clear eyes, coupled with a full heart and inability to lose
- Feeling generally pretty good!
- Tiredness (due to thinking about COVID-19)
- Anxiety (about catching COVID-19)
- Exhaustion (from panicking about COVID-19)
- Foot asleep can’t feeling limp Dick
- When you rub your eyes and it just makes them feel scratchier, but you simply cannot stop rubbing eye boogers for day’s
- Inflamed ego
- The feeling that your body just misses her touch—that’s all
- Sweating Bullets the small stuff
- Sweaty palms, weak knees, heavy arms, nervous—but on the surface calm and ready
- Instagram ads are all for COVID-19
- Insomnia
- “Insomnia” keeping your mate up kicking in sleep
- The feeling that you’ve just gotta dance it off!
- Sneezing and no one nearby saying “bless you” people running away
- Excessive and/or painful winking
- Child recently wrote “COVID-19” on the mirror backward
- Death
- Other flu-like symptoms vomiting leading to Depression form the dehydration of the disease
- Feeling like someone wants you to die (paranoia)
- Doomed feeling like nothing matters (Desolation)
- Isolation not wanting to go Anywhere
- Unfortunately not understandable blurred vision
- Uncontrollable diarrhea with severe dehydration or feeling of dehydration
- Feeling of jumping off a cliff
Is it Conspiracy, Fact, or both? 
👌👌👌✒ We’ll call the last Covid 19 mutation the way we used to … the flu.
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